Products

Rise and shine with Morning Wood, perk up with Just Ripe, see fragility bloom with Delicate flowers, and question toxic masculinity with Implied Threat. CockBloq’s humorous, subversive art is available as buttons, stickers, magnets and coffee mugs.

Unique gifts for the dick lovers in your life!


Magnets

Brighten up your space with these colorful, cocky magnets! Available in three designs: Delicate Flowers (purple), Implied Threat (coral) and Just Ripe (green). Magnets measure 3-inch wide.

$4.00 each, $9.00 for a 3-pack


Buttons

Get their attention with these fun pin-back buttons. Five designs available: Just Ripe (green), Implied Threat (coral), Delicate Flowers (purple), Morning Wood (pink) and the CockBloq logo (white). Buttons measure 1.25 inches (31.75mm).

$4.00 each, $8.00 for a 5-pack


Coffee mug

Rise and shine with this 11oz ceramic coffee mug emblazoned with our Morning Wood cock-on-cock design. This mug features a wrap-around design that's visible from any angle.

$10.00 each


Sticker 4-pack

Slap some cock with these durable waterproof vinyl stickers. Includes Morning Wood (pink), Just Ripe (green), Delicate Flowers (purple) and Implied Threat (coral). Four stickers total. All stickers measure 3-inch x 2-inch. 

$1.00 each, or $3.00 for a 4-pack


Perk up your face with these comfortable masks! These can be customized for a better fit via adjustable ear straps and a flexible nosepiece. Two layers: 00% polyester outer, 100% cotton inner. Four designs available.

$5 each


Live in Chicago and interested in curbside pick-up or delivery? Discounts may apply for orders that are not being shipped. Contact me for more information and availability!